Wedding

Wedding...

• When you feel empowered enough to demand 3 weeks off from your boss.
• When you will give a 50 rupee note to anyone who blesses you and expect something from you.
• When the teetotaler family will not mind serving alcohol for guest and feel honored.
• When you will touch feet of hundreds of unknown people.
• When you feel interested in Sanskrit shlokas.
• When the photographer will do a photo shoot of you and your spouse on stage in front of everyone and you will think people are smiling instead of laughing.
• When you will wear those clothes which you will never get a chance to flaunt again.
• When every one of your uncles, aunts or friends wants to dress you and will keep on adjusting your dress.
• When your relatives blow trumphets inside your head.
• When you will just do rituals without questioning them.
• When each of your buas (paternal aunt) will come with her version of ritual. 
• When you may lose the license to drink and smoke.
• When everyone except you creates confusion.                                  

If you manage a (north) Indian wedding at home or of a relative, you do not need to learn management skills in B-Schools. If you can survive an (north) Indian home wedding, you will not get brain hemorrhage in your lifetime. Yes, home weddings does a stress test on you.